→ Protip: If you're the victim of a robbery, and the item stolen from you is, uh, weed, you probably shouldn't call 911.

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Prince George’s police think the victim of a home invasion Monday in Adelphi might have slipped up when he called 911.

“They stole my weed,” the man reported.

Oh really?

Really.

“We don’t usually get those kind of reports,” said police spokeswoman Sgt. Sonya Rorls.

PleaseReleaseThe911TapePleaseReleaseThe911TapePleaseReleaseThe911TapePleaseReleaseThe911Tape

oh stupid people…